Off Brand

A blog that can't quite make up its mind

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emily brennorak: What can I tell you about myself? I'm short, I'm in the process of learning Spanish, I have given up trying to clean the peanut butter out of my carpet, and I could EASILY spend an entire day in bed reading and drinking tea. I dislike both coffee and wine, which means that very few memes apply to me. I have two lovely children with large personalities and a shared hatred of wearing pants. I've never seen Star Wars and my biggest goals in life are to write a travel memoir and raise damn good humans. I started this blog so that all the thoughts in my brain have a safe place to go.